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Chain Demotivational Poster


Stupid Is As Stupid Does -


TAGS: safety chainsaw wrong injuries stupidity
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - October 20, 2013, 1:34 am
Teehee...thanks for the comment.
EnkryptedSpirit - October 18, 2013, 5:00 pm
"half the man he used to be"
MissPriss - June 20, 2013, 12:10 am
Thanks guys for all the comments and gut giggle replies!
Brawler - June 19, 2013, 3:24 pm
Social darwinism works.. :D
JesusWept - June 19, 2013, 4:15 am
Natural selection at it's finest! 5 vasectomies.
GaryO - June 15, 2013, 11:06 am
chain chain chain….chain of fools
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 15, 2013, 10:02 am
If the bar is locked he'll be fine. But it's still a dumbass way to start a saw.
RetiredUSNChief - June 14, 2013, 11:24 pm
Yes, he does. But he's also doing a bang-up job of removing stupidity from the gene pool...


HELLO KITTY CHAINSAW - If your date has one, RUN!




CHAIN GANGS - What We Have Here Is A Failure To Communicate




LOVE - There's no optimal way to show love to someone.




WIVES - If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to nag, then you made her chain too long.




SECURITY -




KILLING ZOMBIES - Its hard work but someones gotta do it


TAGS: zombies guitar baseball bat chainsaw
Rating: 3.07/5

More motifakes by Deadite

internetninjaII - July 29, 2011, 3:44 pm
I agree... and, I would gladly buy it... hey, Verdeckt, wanna make me a T-shirt?
internetninjaII - July 29, 2011, 3:44 pm
I agree... and, I would gladly buy it... hey, Verdeckt, wanna make me a T-shirt?
Verdeckt - July 29, 2011, 9:30 am
Ironically, the picture would make a cool t-shirt design (if it isn't already)
forseti - July 29, 2011, 4:49 am
the more I look at this the more I guess it's only a product placement of Apple's iPod...
Verdeckt - July 28, 2011, 7:32 pm
just another type of Axe forseti... Hey, you can also double tap on a fret board :)
forseti - July 28, 2011, 2:51 pm
And don't forget your guitar... !.... ???....


CHAV'S -


TAGS: chav guns gangsta gold chains
Rating: 4.06/5

More motifakes by dylanklj

Reality Lord - May 14, 2011, 4:20 pm

lolz....cute


OOPS - Looks like he made the chain too long.




UNDER-BARREL WEAPONS - next up: under-barrel kitten shooters.


TAGS: big chainsaw can kill people with kittens
Rating: 2/5

More motifakes by maker321

Bolverk37782 - March 12, 2011, 4:50 am
One thing for certain the weight of the chainsaw will counteract muzzle climb, But you'll need one hell of an extention cord
corneredbadger - June 23, 2010, 9:44 pm
i just found this pic and i was gonna use it too.crap:(


PARTY SUPPLY STORE -


TAGS: home depot chains lubricant tie downs
Rating: 4.38/5

More motifakes by Silverheart

GaryO - January 1, 2013, 6:47 pm
Silver be rollin’…….I be votin’
ughomer - January 1, 2013, 6:35 pm
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!


MEANWHILE - In Russia




OVERCONFIDENCE - Just because you're at the top of the food chain, doesn't mean you're not expendable.


TAGS: lion food chain fail
Rating: 4.25/5

More motifakes by Mongo

agdaniele - May 21, 2010, 11:51 pm
5L. We're technologically advanced... but certainly not at the top of the food chain.


VIRGIN - Pressing the B in Gears of War 2 will keep you from getting laid.




REGRET - It Holds You Down With The Power Of Steel. Follows You Everywhere Ripping Away Your Happiness. And Slowly Kills You With Every Step You Take.




TIE-WRAP - Everybody know it's stronger than a steel chain an a Master locker put together.


TAGS: chain tie fence wrap locker
Rating: 4.4/5

More motifakes by jejeloman

Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 24, 2014, 11:41 pm
Greenstein told me to post here


COMPLACENCY -


TAGS: food chain religion history marlin perkins
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

agdaniele - September 23, 2010, 10:15 pm
(mit a little poo, I'm sure)
ICEMAN - September 23, 2010, 10:09 pm
I hear it tastes like chicken.


WHERE IS THIS LEADING TO? - MENFOLK: UNITE! DEFEND YOUR TERRITORY!


TAGS: wtf gucci pink gold design chainsaw
Rating: 2/5

More motifakes by forseti

GreyScorpion - March 24, 2010, 7:56 pm
that's just wrong


ESCAPING -


TAGS: chains houdini addictions choices
Rating: 4.7/5

More motifakes by tellitlikeitis

Verdeckt - July 23, 2011, 8:39 pm
Epic
tellitlikeitis - July 23, 2011, 8:05 pm
Thanks very much Spacedog.
spacedog - July 23, 2011, 10:27 am
Beautiful. 5L


ANTI-THEFT DEVICE -


TAGS: car chained humor
Rating: 4.57/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

Coombsy007 - March 13, 2012, 9:25 am
oh 5L's though
Coombsy007 - March 13, 2012, 9:24 am
Anti theft device - works better when the car is worth more than the chain.


Magneto -




THE FOOD CHAIN - Not What Mother Nature Intended


TAGS: food chain
Rating: 4.22/5

More motifakes by rerun

Treehodger - February 16, 2010, 11:39 pm
Thanks for making me hungry. Now I feel like a fat ass. XD Ever try to eat a whole bucket of KFC with three sides in one sitting? It is an accomplishment as well as a pitfall at in one. Good times.
blackmamba247 - February 11, 2010, 6:56 pm
the hits just keep on comin good job rerun! 5 Super Sized L's for you my friend


CHAINSAW - Good for getting rid of zombies, demons and jehovas witnesses


TAGS: chainsaw
Rating: 3.5/5

More motifakes by Madnessfreak13

rerun - December 14, 2010, 5:22 pm

yup.
Jackl - December 14, 2010, 4:02 pm
never had an issue starting my husky ..did you put fuel in yours ?
Krissie - June 7, 2010, 9:25 am
I live by a Bible college...gots to get me one of these! :D
rerun - June 7, 2010, 8:28 am

Not a husqvarna, they rarely start, use a Stihl instead


MARRIAGE -


TAGS: life time wedding bride goth chain neck death
Rating: 2.5/5

More motifakes by giulio

mooooooooooooooo - May 31, 2009, 2:25 am
repost with lamer text.


THE BANHAMMER - which member? consider it done


TAGS: the chain of command
Rating: 4.59/5

More motifakes by Airman

BoneCD - April 22, 2010, 10:45 pm
LMFAO nuf said!!!
Kung-Fu Devil - April 20, 2010, 3:10 pm
I gave it 5, because it's funny and slightly true. Although it's mainly thread deletions and stuff like that these days, since Overlord went.


BADASS - It's spelled M-O-D-E-R-A-T-O-R.




BAYONET PRACTICE - IN-TWIST-OUT will now be replaced with IN-GRIND-SQUELCH-SPRAY-OUT


TAGS: bayonet practice rifle chainsaw
Rating: 2.07/5

More motifakes by K Wells

mrbombastic - October 7, 2009, 11:01 am
All the badassness of Gears of War, now in the palm of your hand. I can die happy now.
some guy - October 7, 2009, 10:07 am
someone is a big fan of Gears of War...


CHAIN BREAK! - Because someone had to do it.


TAGS: chain break
Rating: 1.85/5

More motifakes by sinful

Lol - July 24, 2008, 1:30 am
C-c-c-c-c-c-combo Breaker!


WHAT WE HAVE HERE IS A FAILURE TO -


TAGS: chain of command
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Airman

ughomer - September 15, 2012, 7:03 pm
Real GUSTO! 5L Airman.


UNTIL THE END -


TAGS: atheist calendar chainsaw
Rating: 4.91/5

More motifakes by Greeny

BeNiceToMe - February 3, 2012, 8:06 pm
cr55py
Verdeckt - February 3, 2012, 2:50 pm
... New meaning to laying stihl *ahem*
maoworks2 - February 3, 2012, 11:58 am
I Think I Get It ?


NO ONE IS FREE - Even the birds are chained to the sky. Bob Dylan


TAGS: free bird chain
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

Pinakolata - October 5, 2011, 6:02 am
Much like tachyons are stuck faster than light.


PUNS -




SCOOBY DOO AND THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACARE - The Lost Episode




A PROFICIENT ARTIST -


TAGS: chains artists
Rating: 3.47/5

More motifakes by ronsart

WTFO - December 1, 2009, 1:16 am
True.
agdaniele - November 30, 2009, 10:14 pm
Epic.


WHY I LIKE YARDWORK. -




BOUND BY FEAR - She clings to her chains Reluctant to admit they do not suppress her only her fear


TAGS: chains fear prison
Rating: 4.64/5

More motifakes by HallieMarie

BeNiceToMe - February 12, 2012, 4:50 pm
don't t5mpt me :)


OH NO! HEATHENTOD WHY DID YOU HAVE TO TELL THEM? -


TAGS: foodchain
Rating: 4.43/5

More motifakes by culos

heathentod - May 16, 2010, 5:39 pm
LOL... That poor impala baby's blood is on my hands! :P


A GOOD NIGHT - WHIP ME, CHAIN ME JUST DON'T SWEAR AT ME




COME ON BABE -




WORM SHIT FOR BRAINS -


TAGS: worm shit brains bottom of food chain loser
Rating: 3.29/5

More motifakes by ronsart

BoneCD - October 23, 2009, 8:42 am
Go Ron, Go!


LOVE - You'll Never Know How Strong Her Love For You Is Till You Give Her An STD


TAGS: test your link chain girl
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by forseti

forseti - March 25, 2010, 6:53 am
btw: THX! to GreyScorpion for his idea and advice! If you like this picture, give 5L to him! ;)


OCTOBER 30, 2009 - The night Christmas came early on MotiFake. Along with every guy watching the comments section.


TAGS: sorry about the extremely loooooong longfake but a comment chain like this deserves to be archived assignment for october 31 christmas
Rating: 2.5/5

More motifakes by Briton of Rose

Maddness - November 11, 2011, 1:55 pm
what in the hell??!?!? That poster just became creepy Illusion is ruined :(
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 10, 2011, 4:09 pm
You can't believe you missed a Man pretending to be a woman making lesbian chit chat with another woman......I'll never understand kids these days....(BTW, Narutarded is a man.)
Maddness - November 10, 2011, 3:52 pm
That was painfully funny... DAmmit I cant believe I missed it...
CANADA - July 26, 2010, 12:41 am
lol
agdaniele - July 25, 2010, 11:39 pm
Bump.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 27, 2010, 2:07 am
I feel sick just looking at this.
agdaniele - June 27, 2010, 2:07 am
....ask this bunch! LMAO!
TheTrashHeap - February 15, 2010, 11:39 pm
Gimme an S, Gimme an H, Gimme an E, Gimme an N, Gimme an anigans! Whatta ya got!
agdaniele - February 15, 2010, 11:30 pm
MrBlack... this is for you... and when you're done fapping, come ask me why I pointed this out.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 19, 2010, 2:49 am
*do I*.......Damn Alcoholism.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 19, 2010, 2:38 am
How type the "puke" smiley in the comment section?
Bartimaeus - January 10, 2010, 11:52 pm
Really? Damn, Dre, you're persistent.
DreMagnum - January 10, 2010, 11:51 pm
Still going
agdaniele - January 10, 2010, 11:50 pm
LMAO.... did anyone "last" long?!?!?
Bartimaeus - January 10, 2010, 11:47 pm
It was fun while it lasted.
CANADA - January 10, 2010, 11:46 pm
I think so
agdaniele - January 10, 2010, 11:34 pm
Sean has yet to comment.
Bartimaeus - January 10, 2010, 11:31 pm
Shameful, shameful infamy. does this mean the cat is officially out of the bag?
agdaniele - January 10, 2010, 11:24 pm
October 30, 2009... a day that will live in.... well, infamy.
Narutarded - November 9, 2009, 10:44 am
I can't wait to see what Cubbybear thinks of this!
Ed-Hyde - November 2, 2009, 7:53 am
God bless Naru and her twisted, evil heart. TO THE FAP CAVE!!!!
agdaniele - October 31, 2009, 3:42 pm
LOL... droppin' the Seaver hammer on the aggynostic.
Bartimaeus - October 31, 2009, 3:34 pm
Blasphemers! I'm starting the church of Mike Seaver...(Yes, I had to use google to find out who Kirk Cameron is.)
Sean - October 31, 2009, 3:33 pm
And stop slaggin' the big C, there aggy. He's just trying to save the world from Evolution, much like Upchuck Norris.
Sean - October 31, 2009, 3:32 pm
THE INTERNETS Giving hard-ons to those who get boners when the wind blows.
amina - October 31, 2009, 3:31 pm
No one worships Kirk Cameron.
agdaniele - October 31, 2009, 3:29 pm
Kirk Cameron? Ew.
amina - October 31, 2009, 3:27 pm
hey now I do too worship Kirk.... Okay maybe not so much.
Bartimaeus - October 31, 2009, 3:25 pm
Internets?* Punctuation fail
Bartimaeus - October 31, 2009, 3:25 pm
What is motifake if not the Star Trek Convention of the Internets. The only difference is we don't worship Kirk. We prefer Chuck Norris.
agdaniele - October 31, 2009, 3:24 pm
Twisting the knife in the Mod, Sean?
Sean - October 31, 2009, 3:22 pm
Yes indeed. It's as if something vaguely cool happened at a Star Trek convention. Unforgettable.
amina - October 31, 2009, 3:15 pm
And now our conversation shall live forever, if not on this site then in the minds of all motifakers.
CANADA - October 31, 2009, 2:12 pm
I remember this!
Bartimaeus - October 31, 2009, 12:35 pm
This is so true...5/5
LURCH - October 31, 2009, 12:05 pm
AAARRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!All I ever get to see is the political debates....crap. :( At least Brit saved it for me thanks Brit
Narutarded - October 31, 2009, 11:30 am
Out? Yes. Cold? Not so much... ;)
BoneCD - October 31, 2009, 11:27 am
Well when your partners out cold...you gotta get relief somewhere
Narutarded - October 31, 2009, 11:05 am
Damn... I just woke up, and already my day's off to a rousing start! I can't believe I said all that. I wish I could blame it on being drunk, but I was stone cold sober last night. Man, this is so embarassing...
AStronymous - October 31, 2009, 4:01 am
LOL nice one Moo.... but i thought the whole convo to be lame :/
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 31, 2009, 3:57 am
It's kinda like Batman and Bruce Wayne, Whenever one of you is around the other is nowhere to be found.
Briton of Rose - October 31, 2009, 3:41 am
I went to the store. Naru showed me when I got home, and I realized the truly EPIC nature of it. So I made a poster of it, for all to see. Remember, Naru and I share a computer. If she's using it, I'm SOL, and vice-versa.
agdaniele - October 31, 2009, 3:21 am
Oddly, you missed it, Briton.


Chainsaw Alice -




GOTCHA - I did your mom this many...


TAGS: fingers mom spank chainsaw cat
Rating: 2.11/5

More motifakes by Andrew Plaisance

Idiot - August 2, 2008, 9:24 am
Pixel is not a number.


CHAINS - THEY COME IN ALL KINDS OF SIZES...you see the chain...RIGHT?!


TAGS: chains
Rating: 1.63/5

More motifakes by sPUNKY

Fatt Matt - December 23, 2009, 10:42 am
Zingggg!
Jmac0585 - December 23, 2009, 9:59 am
You mean the sagging thing on the left, versus the sagging thing on the right?


ALTERNATIVES - to chaining her to the kitchen furnace exist




Fettered -


TAGS: chain bound escape mistakes age
Rating: 4.91/5

More motifakes by spacedog

lgvernon - February 22, 2014, 1:15 pm

Great double-entendre in this one!~
GaryO - February 22, 2014, 12:50 pm
woof....lick


BAR RUSH - munchies


TAGS: national chain
Rating: 4.77/5

More motifakes by ughomer

GaryO - February 19, 2013, 9:15 pm
Yup…like they need a sign…steak…a cheap steak, and hurry


One way or another, I'm gonna find ya' -




ATTITUDE -


TAGS: chain dolls sausage party parody
Rating: 4.1/5

More motifakes by BuggattEH

Verdeckt - July 14, 2011, 8:10 am
Placing this on someone's desk at work tomorrow :)


THE ENVIROMENT - Oh How I love the CARNAGE!!




FOOLS! -


TAGS: foolishness challenge idiots will live on de evolutionary food chain lewd brain
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

Neener - October 15, 2010, 5:17 pm
Evil.. I like it!
Bartimaeus - April 1, 2010, 2:06 am
It's officially the day of the challenge...and this is a shameless bump. lol
agdaniele - March 30, 2010, 10:15 pm
LOL! Ain't that just the way things go?
TheTrashHeap - March 30, 2010, 10:10 pm
Who madr R.S Jake a sheriff?


CHAINS -


TAGS: censorship freedom chains
Rating: 3.75/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

tellitlikeitis - July 10, 2010, 8:04 pm
Powerful statement and photo. Job well done!
Reality Lord - July 4, 2010, 11:10 pm

ty but i do think they are getting tight. google....p'fffft.
MFS - July 3, 2010, 9:38 pm
Hi. great motifake and great text.A pitty the chains are already there only not tightened...yet.


LOGICDUDE -




SUCCESS - With proper motivation and good teamwork you can do GREAT things.




DR. SALVADOR - An apple a day won't keep this doctor away.




EXTREME OLYMPICS -




Body Piercing -


TAGS: ball chain body parts piercings courage poster evolution forum
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - April 30, 2015, 11:14 pm
Just tell your neighbours some Canadian said something...they'll forgive you. Thanks you made my night by letting me know I made you spew yet again.
mizzdizz - April 30, 2015, 4:59 pm
OOOoooohhhh Prissy! Choked on coffee and sprayed it!!!! This is a STINKER!!!! LUUUUUV it! 5 ROTFL lions! Pissed off neighbor by laughing too loud---again! Bonus points for the rant next door!!!!
MissPriss - April 27, 2015, 2:39 pm
Coming from the guy that had nails driven into his hands and feet? Thanks for the ouches Jesus. I know you had plenty to share...teehee.
MissPriss - April 27, 2015, 2:37 pm
Agree as in personal experience? Thanks 'cern for that disturbing thought, image and L's.
JesusWept - April 27, 2015, 5:31 am
5 X OUCH!
concern3 - April 27, 2015, 4:22 am
I must agree. words, a 5er


Early Days -




Leatherface -


TAGS: leatherface chainsaw massacre meat meet
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by JesusWept

JesusWept - September 2, 2016, 5:38 am
Haha i thought you'd like it. Thanks!
concern3 - September 2, 2016, 5:34 am
Words, UP yours


Epitaph -


TAGS: stone cold chains cooper patricicde
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by MashiMashi

Pikeman - November 13, 2015, 7:55 am
When the monster is breaking into the house wearing a mask, any term other than sperm donor is too generous.
MashiMashi - October 6, 2015, 9:23 am
lol
thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 30, 2015, 8:48 pm
Awe, family reunion5.


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